everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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