just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
So many bounce houses so little time
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
