Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wish I only lived at night.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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