went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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