I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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