This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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