Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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