I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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