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I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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