Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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