Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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