David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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