Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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