You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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