she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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