dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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