Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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