I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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