i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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