For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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