So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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