why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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