I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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