Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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