Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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