these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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