Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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