And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
porn star boner night. come get it.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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