butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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