After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
there is glitter all over my balls
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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