I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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