Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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