On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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