Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I need to sanitize my soul.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
