If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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