Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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