Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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