It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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