The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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