I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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