Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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