absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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