Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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