all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I need a beard to bite.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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