Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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