Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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