North Korea, Best Korea!
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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