Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I love you.
Bad choice
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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