My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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