Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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