I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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