I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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